To clarify because TheJer's April Fools joke is mixed up in this: TheJers made an April Fools video where he mailed us a physical letter (i.e., envelope and stamp) through the postal system asking to upgrade to Unturned Platinum. Considering that taking the time to send real-world mail is relatively uncommon these days, we decided to add the Platinum Monocle as a joke item to say thanks. In order to be fair to everyone else, anyone who mails a letter with their 64-bit SteamID and/or Steam Profile URL can also get the Platinum Monocle for free.
If you would like to send a letter our mailing address is:
Smartly Dressed Games
1618 - 246 Stewart Green SW
Calgary, AB, T3H-3C8
Canada
Please note: Steam requires that the game be launched within the past 30 days for the developer to be able to add items to a player's inventory. We believe this is a precaution against using the inventory for advertising. As a result, your account must have launched Unturned within 30 days of us receiving your letter. Otherwise, we won't be able to grant the item!