To clarify because TheJer's April Fools joke is mixed up in this: TheJers made an April Fools video where he mailed me a physical letter (i.e. envelope and stamp) through the postal system asking to upgrade to Unturned Platinum. Considering that taking the time to send real-world mail is relatively uncommon these days I decided to add the Platinum Monocle as a joke item to say thanks. In order to be fair to everyone else, anyone who mails me a letter with their 64-bit SteamID and/or Steam Profile URL can also get the Platinum Monocle for free.
If you would like to send a letter our mailing address is:
Smartly Dressed Games
1618 - 246 Stewart Green SW
Calgary, AB, T3H-3C8